If cars were genres of music... (calling all fellow music majors)

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01/21/2014 at 07:35 • Filed to: None

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Jazz: 1938 Ford

Fusion:

Country: lifted Ford F150, Lifted Ram Crew Cab, Mustang

Rock: 1970 Plymouth Roadrunner


Funk:

"Pop":

Hip-hop/rap:

Tech./Math Metal: E30 M3

Swedish Metal: Volvo Sugga TP21

American Metal: Harley Davidson Fatboy

I'm drawing a blank of more of these than I'd like to... comment and I'll fill some in.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > The Millennial Falcon
01/21/2014 at 07:46

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Jazz: 1938 Ford

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Rock: 1970 Plymouth Roadrunner

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Funk: 1971 Pontiac Grand Prix

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Pop: Toyota Prius


Kinja'd!!! Alwood > The Millennial Falcon
01/21/2014 at 07:51

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Trip-hop: Miata?
Or is it more Drum&Bass?


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/21/2014 at 08:34

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Agree on all but pop. I don't see pop as a Prius, it would be more Civic Coupe or something like that. Or New Beetle, with a flower in the flower holder.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jayhawk Jake
01/21/2014 at 08:36

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People who don't like music, like pop.

People who don't like cars and driving, like the Prius.


Kinja'd!!! RMudkips > The Millennial Falcon
01/21/2014 at 08:39

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Jazz rap:

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Progressive rock:

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Indie rock:

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Outrun techno:

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Kinja'd!!! RMudkips > Alwood
01/21/2014 at 08:42

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To me it's a revivalist psychedelic/classic rock thing.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/21/2014 at 08:42

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I disagree. It's not that they don't like music, they just don't have good taste but think they do. Hence a Civic Coupe (Like, a DX or whatever the lowest trim level is) or New Beetle.

A person who likes Pop, and admits it, would be the same person that drives a Neon and talks about it like it's a great car. They claim it's faster than an E30 M3 because it's newer, they say FWD is better because the drive wheels are closer to the engine. They insist that their drum brakes are way better at stopping than drilled rotors. Etc, etc..


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > The Millennial Falcon
01/21/2014 at 08:43

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Country: This truck, lifted with excessively large chrome wheels and a gun rack that never gets used

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jayhawk Jake
01/21/2014 at 08:48

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True, new Civic coupe works well then.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > The Millennial Falcon
01/21/2014 at 08:54

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Swedish Metal: Volvo Sugga TP21

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American Metal: Harley Davidson Fatboy

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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > The Millennial Falcon
01/21/2014 at 11:38

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Late British Invasion mod as embodied by The Who:

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Ancestral britpop:

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The Kinks:

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Kinja'd!!! Gizmo - The Only Good Gremlin, but don't feed me after Midnight > The Millennial Falcon
01/21/2014 at 12:40

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Electronica:

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